This pulsating 'umbilical' iPhone charger was designed by Mio I-zawa as an experiment in just how disgusting a person can make a cell phone charger. Nice try, Mio, but a REAL disgusting charger would ooze pus and smell like an orc's o-ring (they wipe with dead animals). Oh I'm sorry -- were you eating? Kidding, I'm not really sorry. Besides, boogers don't count anyway. "But I have a salt-tooth!" God you're f***ing disgusting. Hit the jump to see a short video of the charger doing it's thing. Then, hit the person next to you to see if they'll fight back. If they don't, demand their wallet. If they do, good luck, my money's on them.