This is a picture of someone who's been vacuum-packed. Sounds freaky deaky, I know. And that's because it is freaky deaky. Apparently people like the way it feels. See? Those frozen chicken cutlets don't have it so bad after all! There's a video of a human vacuum-packing in action after the jump, and I've got to admit: I wouldn't mind trying it. On you. Tell me, how do you feel about getting dumped in a river afterward?